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Hu is the leader of China? (11.12.)

George B.    : Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.    : Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.    : That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.    : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.    : I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.    : The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.    : The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.    : The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.    : Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.    : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.    : That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.    : Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.    : Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.    : Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.    : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the
                     Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.    : No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.    : No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.    : No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.    : Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.    : Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.    : Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.    : All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.    : Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy
                    in China. And the Middle East.
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From:_kaina_
Date: March 22nd, 2007 - 12:14 pm
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Гениально!
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From:olduser
Date: March 22nd, 2007 - 12:16 pm
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Бугога :)))))))))))))))))))))
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From:mr_parson
Date: March 22nd, 2007 - 04:29 pm
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Гы, попал в по-наводке.

Продолжение темы:
http://petchik.livejournal.com/83918.html

А еще был фееричный текст про то, как надо инглиш исправить,
http://mr-parson.livejournal.com/32635.html
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From:cuiet
Date: March 22nd, 2007 - 05:00 pm

Ну держите до кучи: англичанин в японской гостинице

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Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Hotel Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: "Rye...Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to oder sunteen??"
Hotel Guest: "Uh .. yes .. I'd like some bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Hotel Guest: "What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den? .. pry, boy, pooch?"
Hotel Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem .. crease?"
Hotel Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"
Hotel Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"
Hotel Guest: "I don't think so."
Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"
Hotel Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! toes! .. why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
Hotel Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bother?"
Hotel Guest: "No, just put the bother on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
Hotel Guest: "I mean butter .. just put it on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Hotel Guest: "Sorry?"
Room Service: "Copy .. tea .. mill?"
Hotel Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
Room Service: "One Minnie. As ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy .. rye??"
Hotel Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud."
Hotel Guest: "You're welcome."
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From:phd_paul_lector
Date: April 16th, 2007 - 02:50 pm

Re: Ну держите до кучи: англичанин в японской гостинице

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http://phd-paul-lector.livejournal.com/105850.html
В ИНДИЙСКОЙ в оригинале :)
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