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Игрища слов в английском (пока я нервно курю в сторонке)

По ссылке от уважаемого mr_parsonа:

Hu is the leader of China? (11.12.)

George B.    : Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George B.    : Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
George B.    : That's what I want to know.
Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
George B.    : That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.    : I mean the fellow's name.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.    : The guy in China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.    : The new leader of China.
Condoleeza R.: Hu.
George B.    : The Chinaman!
Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
George B.    : Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George B.    : Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
George B.    : That's who's name?
Condoleeza R.: Yes.
George B.    : Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
George B.    : Then who is in China?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.    : Then who is?
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : Yassir?
Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
George B.    : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the
                     Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.    : No, thanks.
Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
George B.    : No.
Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
George B.    : No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
George B.    : Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza R.: And call who?
George B.    : Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
George B.    : Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
George B.    : And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
George B.    : All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
George B.    : Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy
                    in China. And the Middle East.
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